Tuesday, April 9, 2013

More Time Travel and Jean Claude Van-Damme

I'm not sure why, but in my early entries I'd post multiple times in one day. This vexes me verily (vexily?). Granted, there was a lot going on at the time, but could I not gather my thoughts enough to include everything in one entry? I picture myself going back in time to find out why. I get there and say, "Dude! Why do you post multiple times in one day?"
I look at myself, puzzled, and reply, "Dude! You had the opportunity to travel back in time and you choose this time and place?"

Feeling like a dimwit, but wanting to redeem myself, I ask, "When/where would you have gone?"
We get into a long discussion about orangutans and breakfast cereals, etc. Eventually, I insist that I answer my question. Just as I'm about to speak someone walks in with a box of donuts; we both reach for the maple cake donut, Our fingers touch, we both turn into big blobs of flesh, coagulate into a puddle that shrinks until it disappears (watch Timecop, it's based on a true story of a corrupt, time traveling senator and how Jean Claude Van-Damme is a weiner. I can't find the scene itself, but here's a TRAILER). Anyway, I never find out why I posted several entries in one day and I blot out my own existence...


  1. nothing wrong with multiple posts in one day - it's your blog and you'll write if you want to :P Seriously though, I did the same thing when I was recovering. It helped.